nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image


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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.


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lameimpasta:

I KNOW I KNOWWWWW I KNOW FOR SURE

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EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY GIRL

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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something


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(Source: rubycurls)


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homophobic:

photoncerberus:

amazing

ok

(Source: insomniatasteslikecottoncandy)


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fckrutherford:

the first time I listened 2 the 1975 I was like idk what this guy is sayin but I like it


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